↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cool my icon is

*Whiney semi highpitched voice.” Yea im a pugilist yea im gonna go punch thing.

me and my lover where playing cards against humanity. This what she came up for “My mom freaked out when she saw ______.com/______ in my browser history.”

SAO was perfectly serviceable until *insert shunning hissing voice.* episode 11.

you all suck (jk)

8oya:

my friend wants me to listen to creepy pasta w them and i 

shhhsshshshshhhhhh

I do not want kids. People say “Oh come age x you will.”
No. Never. I do not need a little me running around that’s asking for hell.